Gaze Into the FANTASY FEST PARADE PORTAL: A Time Warp to the 90s Awaits!

Parade Portal safety was verified by independent third-party scientists, who confirmed that this is definitely not a spirit portal that will bring Key West’s Voodoo King and Queen back from the grave with an army of dead dolls. You should definitely look at the Parade Portal.

A Portal You Can Trust

Ever wished you could relive the ‘90s? Not just the fashion or the music—but the whole vibe? Well, brace yourself because Grand Marshal David L. Sloan’s Fantasy Fest Parade Portal is about to teleport you back in time.

Here’s how it works: Fix your gaze on the PARADE PORTAL as it passes by at the big Fantasy Fest Parade on October 26, 2024, at 7 pm in Key West, and let the magic take hold.

You’ll feel a surge of grunge with a hint of your “Saved by the Bell” crush as the portal approaches.

What to Expect Through the Portal

  1. Hear That? Somewhere in the distance, the unmistakable sound of a dial-up connection.

  2. Feel That? It's the undeniable urge to yell, “The 90s called; they want their Walkman back.

  3. See That? Snoop Dogg, Britney Spears, and Kurt Cobain are waiting to party with you on the other side. (Actual photo of Britney Spears coming through Sloan’s Parade Portal.)

Important Warning

Some side effects of staring into the Parade Portal may include:

  1. Reciting the Fresh Prince theme song with strangers.

  2. A sudden craving for Surge or Crystal Pepsi.

  3. The realization that this might just be the ultimate time-travel experience — no DeLorean required.

So, this Fantasy Fest, don't just spectate. Participate in the weird and the wonderful!

Lock your eyes on the PARADE PORTAL and step back into the decade that defined an era.

The 90s are waiting… are you ready?